Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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