We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He better not be in your backpack
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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