I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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