are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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