I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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