sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
