Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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