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come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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