On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I want a musical about memes.
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