so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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