I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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