with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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