wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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