he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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