Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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