you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
