Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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