Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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