My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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