There was a lot of him and a little penis
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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