my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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