It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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