This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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