: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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