I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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