i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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