this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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