As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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