my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
