Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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