I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
