nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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