dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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