Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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