Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She said her name was "party"
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Quick, to the slutcave!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
