so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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