JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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