We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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