I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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