Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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