Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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