HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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