this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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