Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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