belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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