Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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