Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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