Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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