if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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