Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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